omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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