the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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