Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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