Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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