let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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