I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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