I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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