just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I will be naked everywhere
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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