its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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