I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My butt remains clenched, sir.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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