no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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