Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i will never coherently bang her
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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