I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
