Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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