Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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