This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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