i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
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Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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