I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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