It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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