It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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