at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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