From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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