Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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