It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the day after is always just damage control
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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