Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Nicole vs. Life
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
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