Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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