After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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