She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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