How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
