check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Damn victory sex feels great
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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