OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Watching her eat just hurts me
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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