No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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