Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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