and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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