hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
No subtext here. People are naked.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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