ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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