Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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