Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she woke up with a sticky ear
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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