I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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