Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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