I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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