yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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