oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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