just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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