Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
