he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
