I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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