Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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