I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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