i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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