your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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