are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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