Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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