If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
His hands were made for my vagina.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
