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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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