fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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