The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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