If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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