is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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